"Daddy, why are you staring at me like that?" She's asks, giggling.
It didn't even phase her. Her tiny little brain doesn't process things that way. I wasn't actually trying to intimidate her, I was more playing around and I definitely didn't succeed cuz I couldn't not laugh at the innocence in her question.
She sings at night when she goes to sleep, makes up her own words and I have to admit, they're creative and she rhymes the lines, it's funny. She gets lost in her own world trying to fall asleep, forgetting there's someone in the next room listening. The world of a child is one that lacks boundaries, limitless possibilities.
Last night she reverse psychology'd me. She was eating spinsketti for dinner and proceeds to tell me "Daddy, I'm full but I don't want to stop eating." I said "baby, if you're full then stop." "Ok" she says sliding off the chair, sprinting once her feet hit the floor. The speed with which she darted after I said stop tells me it was premeditated. She's fuckin crafty, let me tell you. Gwendolyn, my little swindler.